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Boats ‘N Hoses Marine Detailing
Let’s face it, boats get dirty.
Especially ones in the Missouri River.
They don’t call it “The Big Muddy” for no reason.
Do you really want to spend hours vacuuming, scrubbing, washing, and scraping after coming in off the water?
We didn’t think so either…
Give us a call, check out our work, and spend your time doing things that matter.
(701) 319-2165
Dockside Cleaning
We’ll come to your boat, at the dock or at your house. No need to bring it to us.
Quality Workmanship
We care about getting your watercraft looking the best it can.
Personal Watercraft
Personal watercraft gets dirty, too!
Competitive Pricing
Get cleaned without getting hosed.
Value
We believe in earning your business by giving you more services for the dollar.
Protect Your Investment
Keep your watercraft looking good and lasting longer.
An Array of Options
Detailing Packages
Value Package
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Premium Package
- Better Blah
- More Better Blah
- Final Better Blah
“They cleaned my boat more than I thought possible.”
Joe Customer
Admiral, Missouri Pirate Boats
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